“I liked this book so much, I’m gonna read me another one.”

––G.W. Bush, Civil Servant, Washington, D.C.

“I read every blaspheming word. And I’m so ashamed.”

––J. Falwell, Cleric, Lynchburg, VA.

"It's an outrage! A very funny outrage!"

--J. Cochran, Attorney, Purgatory.

"I laughed, I cried, I messed myself..."

--R. Novak, Hack, Washington, D.C.

“I kinda liked it. But Wolfie and Perle said it was a bad thing.”

––D. Rumsfeld, Crusader, Arlington, VA.

“Absolutely brilliant! And it wasn’t even about me.”

––W. Clinton, Retiree, Chappaqua, NY

“Drake is a sniveling bastard and so is this sniveling book.”

––R. Cheney, Secretary of Fear, Undisclosed, VA

“Books like this rot your mind. I won’t read them. But you go ahead.”

––O bin Laden, Activist, PO Box 117, Karachi